Ten Rules Of Those Who don’t Make Money Online, And Never Will.

People who make money online live by certain rules. People who pretend to make money online also have their own rules to live by until they make real money online.

Here is a small glimpse:

Rule #1 If you don’t have any good ideas, just steal the sales copy of others sites. This is easy to do, all you have to do is edit them a little bit… After all, copywriters charge a lot of money for writing pretty much the same stuff for different sites anyway.

Rule #2 Email, Email, Email! Potential customers won’t mind ten messages from you in a day! In fact, they will be glad you are informing them on how to make money! Remember, Spam is just a canned mystery meat, nothing else.

Rule #3 Proof that your product works is all about showing earning statements and testimonials of others. If you don’t have any, it’s no problem, all you have to do is take a PayPal statement image from Flicker or Google photos, touch is up in Photoshop and you too have proof.

Rule #4 If you find a product that works, never give public testimonials about it, because you lose the opportunity of copying the same product and displacing the original from the market.

Rule #5 If you go to a seminar, only talk to the gurus, never to other attendees. The Gurus will promote their products, the people in the crowd are losers who are only there because they don’t know how to make money online.

Rule #6 Never provide constructive comments or suggestions. Because if you do, the competition will steal them. After all, you’re in the business of making money for yourself, not for social upliftment.

Rule #7 Blogging is hard work and can be frustrating. It’s much easier to steal others content. Forge about original content, custom themes and building community..what a waste of time. Just take others RSS feeds and directly post them into your blog with the help of a autoposter, throw some adsense around it. Create 100’s of blogs you too will make money online..

Rule #8 Complain how these marketers have turned into bloodsuckers with their launches, yet buy most of their products anyway, after all the bonuses offered by affiliates were more appealing than the product itself. In business you should never allow your competitors any intellectual advantage. You should at least equal yourself with them by buying everything they are buying. Moreover its important that you stack the course in your closet( don’t call it a closet call it your “Library”)

Rule #9 Don’t ever give your customers helpful information for free. Money first, information second. Don’t worry, as long as you post a picture of a trustworthy looking individual on your homepage, people will trust you.

Rule #10 Join as many message boards as possible, and jump into any topic to tell them how they need your project. Don’t worry if they are talking about politics or war or whatever in that thread. That stuff is depressing anyway, and they will be delighted by your interruption.

Have any more rules that you can think off? Post it in the comment section. I will update this post and give you credit for being a contributing author :)-

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